Today

Today is one of those JACK AND COKE DAYS. People at work are annoying the FUCK out of me. Although that makes me wonder how did FUCK get in me. Shit now I'm scared cuz FUCK has left me. I hope I don't need FUCK to survive. If I do then I'm hosed. So, here's to pushing up daisies.

Oh Goody

Here we go again. Round 2 for the year.

For Terra T

Well I better write something cuz Terra is threatening me and that is one woman that I would not want to piss off. So, let's see what to chat about. Well I started working out two weeks ago. Yes, the four fisted bandito is trying to lose his gut. Actually, what I am trying to do is push everything from around the mid section to the upper half of my body. I am even taking supplements. I almost killed one of my co-workers the other day when she asked if I wanted a cookie and I said "No, I am on a diet." She almost fell over. It is funny in my building cuz most everyone here is a registered nurse or has an MD and they are all overweight. I mean not a few pounds, I'm talking running to the end of the hall would just about do them in and some couldn't even do that. So, to hear me say that I was dieting and already in pretty good shape was a little much for her to hear.

So, let's see a status report on my progress. I have lost and inch and half off of the gut and added 4-5 lbs. My energy level is through the roof. I do think that my abs are going to start a protest rally due to the 500 situps/crunches a day. And why not, in the Bay Area everyone protests. It is nice though to actually be getting away from work for my lunch hours to workout, helps that we have a gym onsite. I am really watching what I eat. Lots of protein and less fatty foods. It's not strict or anything cuz I still have my beers. Hopefully, by May I can reach my goal of 200 lbs and a semi washboard gut. I think I am close.

Bit Torrents

I love this torrents stuff. BRILLIANT! F the Tivo. I now find myself watching less tv and saving cash. How? BitTorrents. Love it. All I have to do is go to the site locate the show I want and download it. BRILLIANT! Piece of cake. I don't have to pay for Tivo service and I don't have to pay for movie channels. Fantastic. No commercials no nothing. Save the shows to my external drive and I can now share them. Let's c Tivo do that. When tv shows like 24 come out on dvd I now don't have to by it. Why? Cuz I already have it. BRILLIANT! Oh yeah I love GUINESS as well. Last night before I even started watching 24 I was already downloading it. How kewl is that.

Too F'ing Funny

I just had someone come up to me at work and ask for a lighter. My first thought was, "Do I look like a smoker?". So, I looked in my desk and pulled out a pack of matches and asked if these were ok. The person asking gave me the biggest frown. I was like, "They are for a birthday cake they have a similar flame to a lighter what's wrong." The person then says, which I almost fell over, "I haven't used matches in about 10 years and I'm not sure how." Holy crap. I actually had to do a show and tell on how to use them. What is this world coming to that people don't know how to use matches. Shit as a guy I think I came out of the womb knowing how. It's almost a right of passage to be a guy.

Joke of the Day

Who said Mexicans can't think quickly.

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Chicano were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. That was my pager" he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.". A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.". The Chicano felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as "impressive". So he stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him oddly. The Chicano finally said.........., " Valgame Dios, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax.."

Back from Lost Wages

Ok I got back yesterday, but I was taking a nappy nap for most of the day. So, I am writing today. Deal with it.

So, let's see Friday morning....get off plane in Vegas 10am
pickup luggage 10:20am
contact friends that got there an hour earlier 10:23am
meet friends in airport bar 10:28am
leave airport for rental car 1:00pm (notice time in between bar and car) yeah started birthday off right with 2-large beers and 1 12oz beer
"Friends, how many of us have them. Ones you can depend on." Well I know I do cuz they treated me right.

After checking into the hotel at around 2:00pm it ws straight to the tables for more drinks. Had around 6-7 more beers and a couple of jack/cokes over the next few hours and then went to dinner. Cool little 50's dinner in the Startosphere. Food was good entertainment was just as good. Each server and bus person had to sing/dance the requested songs. Also, this big black buser kept trying to flirt with me. Thought that was funny so I played along. Left there and went back to the tables for some pai gow and bj. Drank around 13-16 cape Cods. Went to bed around 4:30am.

Got up at 6:20am went to softball fields and played 3 games. Back to the hotel around 6:30pm went to the bar to grab a couple of beers then went to take a shower. Took a quick nappy nap then went down for some buffet. Sucked ass. So, I had to recover from awefull dinner with beer and COCKTAILS. Played on the table s fo ra bit then went into a club that was in our hotel. Drank more beers and shots. They were suppose to have a guys best chest contest and a wet tshirt contest fo rthe chicks. Don't remember them havng the girls, but I laughed my ass off at the guys. The dude who won was freakin' funnier then hell. the whole bar was laughing and cheering. Drank some more. Took a shot between some chicks legs. Liked that. Ended up in bed again at 4:30am.

Got up at 6:30 am played ball till noon then went back to collapse on the bed. After about 4 hours we headed down to Fremont street for some more drinks and fun. F'd around there for a while then headed to the hotel to pack and get some sleep for the flight out Monday morning.

All in all a pretty successful weekend.

How Horrible is My Life

So, yesterday I got a call from one of my softball buddies asking and I quote, " Wanna getaway." I wasn't sure if I wanted to or not then he said it was for a tournament in Vegas this weekend. So, I said "Hell yeah." Tha was the good part. Here is where the shiat happens.

Last night I booked my airline and rental car, didn't need hotel room. After leaving my parentals pad last night, with kids and wife in tow, my trucks transmission started to slip. It just wasn't shifting correctly and at a couple of points wouldn't get out of first gear. I was pissed, but figured it maybe due to me not warming it up or something. So, this morning I was heading out of the house to drop off my lil' one and then head to work when it happend again. Last night wasn't too bad cuz it was 11:30, but this morning was on the expressway in morning traffic. I was driving down the expressway at 30 miles an hour with my truck red lining just trying to get to the next turnoff. After being told I was #1 by a few drivers I pretty much walked the truck to the day care. From there I walked the truck again to the transmission shop. Luckily, both of those places were not to far.

I then had to call the wife, dreaded doing, to have her pick me up so I could drop her and my other daughter off. Then after driving to work, in my wife's car, her car starts to act up. What the hell is going on here? Do my cars know that I just got my work bonus or something? Did the mechanics find out an sabatoge my cars? And why the hell does this have to happen the morning after I buy my Vegas tickets? Oh the humanity. I think it is time for my daily "FUKITOL" pill.

Beginning of the End

I believe that today maybe the beginning of the end in a chapter of my life. I can't say that I am too happy about it. It does mean some tough decisions I need to make in the coming days/weeks/months. So far, this year has been a very troublesome/problematic year. Not just with work or home , but in life in general. I think that sometimes I get taken advantage of cuz I am not a DICK. A jerk, a goof, or even a smartass, but not a DICK. Why is it that shitty things happy to nice people? Cuz they are not dicks. Now I may be a smartass when I am playing ball or hanging with friends, but they always know that if they have a problem they know who they can go to. What sux is if I vent ,which rarely happens, or have a problem they are used against me. What the F? Why is that? I don't have to bring up someone's past or wrong doings why do it to me. I'm not a perfect person. Never have been never will be. But I do try my best at things. At home, I can do what ever is needed, but that is not good enough. At work, I can be very accomidating to difficult situations that require me to take it in the ass, but it is never good enough. I'm not asking for pity or anything like that. I never will, a beer maybe but not pity. I just wonder that sometimes when these situations popped up that if I took my dosage of "FUKITOL" if people would then just leave me alone. Sometimes that is needed. So, for today I am taking my "FUKITOL" pill.

Be on the Look Out for the Shoe Polish Bandit

It's about 9:30pm and I hear a stirring in my bedroom and below is what I find. Somehow my lil' one got a hold of the shoe polish, the one with the foam pad on top, and decided to paint herself and the mouse and monitor. I was laughing so hard that I had tears.



Masked Bandit




Gene Simmons in training

Third shout out for the month

Happy Birthday Kiddo

My life right now in a blog

Let's see..... I just moved my freshwater aquarium from my kitchen to my living room. This has been taking most of my time. So far 4 days and counting. Can't wait to add the african cichlids into it. Nothing better after a hard day then sitting with my 2 year old and watching the fish swim about.

I can't wait for softball season to start back up. I made a deal with the wife when we got married that I would play form March through Sept and in the months of Oct and Nov play sparingly. Mostly, just charity tournaments. I am starting to get the itch to start running and throwing the ball around again.
I have also been listening to a lot of music. I just burned a new cd for my truck and I don't think it will leave any time soon. The play list is as follows .... 1) The Killers - Somebody Told Me
2) Green Day- Boulevard Of Broken Dreams 3) Take me out - Franz Ferdinand 4) Lenny Kravitz - Lady 5) Mixed Song not sure of name 6) 3 Days Grace - Just Like You 7) The Killers-Mr.Brightside 8) Linkin Park Vs. Jay-Z - Numb Vs. Encore 9) Greenday - American Idiot 10) U2 - Vertigo 11) Wake Up from Matrix 12) Disturbed - Stupify

Songs 1 -7 are the ones I listen to most. 1,3,6,7 all kick ass. This cd sooo helps with commute to and from work.

The latest book I am reading is Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy, 2nd time reading and I loving it. I am a very visual reader almost to the point that as I read I see a movie being played out. Tom's books have so much depth and character development that I just get wrapped up in them. Oh yeah I am also reading a book on Microsoft Project 2003. I know, I know not good reading, but I have to stay ahead of the bumbling idiots I support at work.

After all that I have 3 birthdays in my house this month, wifes and 2 daughters. Damn after Christmas I don't even get a financial reprieve. Then I have valentine's day next month and with 3 women at home broke again. Guess that is why in March for my birthday I take off on a solo tour of Vegas every year to play softball.

Oh yeah and then there is 24. Glad that is back on the tv. Love that show. On wed. Lost and Alias have my evenings. Thurs CSI. Can't miss that.

I think that is enough for now.

With all of these items there is plenty of beer to let the good times roll.

2nd Shout Out of the Month

Happy Birthday Drea

2 great lines

Beer commercials are great, but here are the 2 best lines. Course they are from the 2 beers that I drink the most. "..and the TWINS." "Brilliant!" Now if only Guiness and Coors Light could do a commercial with both of them in it.

Trying to figure this out

Why in the world would this be a bad thing? Invited parents over for lunch and football after church today. When I got home I started to clean the house. Started with living room first and then the bathroom. I was almost finished with the bathroom when all of a sudden my wife startd going off on me for inviting my parents over with the house a mess. I couldn't believe it. Here I was almost done cleaning the bathroom (which no one likes to do) and I get shiat for it. I even filled in holes in the living room walls from all of the screws and nails that my wife has used over the years for pictures. And I get shiat for that.

So, this is what I told her. I didn't say shiat fo rher inviting her sister over for tonight so why say anything about my parents. Hell she should be happy that I did. If I hadn't invited the parentals over then she would have had to clean the house by herself with no help from me. I would have spent the whole day drinking beer and watching football. Instead I miss most of the first game cleaning and going to the store for groceries. Ok the store thing was mostly cuz I was out of beer, but I did get other things. Why am I getting yelled at?

Who knows. I do know one thing though. for the rest of the playoffs she can clean the house by herself on Sunday. Cuz I ain't doing shiat. Well drinking beer and watching football are going to be the only things I do. I can't win, but at least if I get yelled at I can use my man's sixth sense of selective hearing while I am doing the things I enjoy. Oh well let's go Falcons. And Manning you suck. At least if you are going to break my boy Marino's record you can get the f'ing ring. Peace and I'm out.

Quick lil' shout out

Happy Birthday kiddo

2005 starts with a day off

I'm loving it that my company took the 3rd off for New Year's. It's great knowing that on a Monday I get to sleep in, well as long as my 2 yr daughter sleeps in. It's been a blast spending the day w/ my daughter. I never realized how smart this kid is until today. I can't believe how well she can communicate at such a young age.
Today when she woke up she walked over up to me in bed and said "Daddy I want eggs." BLew me away. Then she walks over to the refrigerator and brings me the gallon of milk so that I can fill her bottle. The funny thing is that when she takes it back she brings me "Daddy's bottle." (BEER). Hard to explain to the lil' one that Daddy doesn't need his bottle in the morning. But hey she is 2 and proving that she is trainable.
Later in the day, after we picked my oldest daughter from school, a couple of songs came on from the cd I was playing and she started to sing some of the words from the songs. It was classic when Eminem's song Just Lose It comes on and she goes "Ahahahah" right on cue. Then she started doing the Sprinkler. At that point I almost ha dto pull over I was laughing so hard. Damn this kid is going to be fun growing up.

New Year

To all of my friends have a great and safe New Year's. I have had a fantastic year with all of my friends as well as meeting new ones. I look forward to a fantastic 2005. I'm sure I will have some wild adventures with the friends that I have some stories to tell with the new ones I make. I promise that in 2005 I will write more. I swear I will.

Ta ta for now and bring on the booze cuz it's time to "party".

Spam and Spyware

My 2 biggest computer pet peeves.

First, spam. Hello did someone out there tell these people that I needed bigger boobs? I mean what is wrong w/ my rack? Wait I know. I"M not suppose to have a farking rack. Why the fark do I need a boob job? Come on now. How attractive would I be if I had a set of huge tatas and a penis. Nope sorry don't think so. I don't think I need to double my pleasure w/ boobs and a penis. Also, why is it that spammers think women need penis enlargements? Don't they need the penis first? And why would I want a woman 1) who has a penis and 2) has one that is bigger then me. Oh the humanity. I hope the person who started spam ends up with both boobs and a penis. Then maybe that person could get them both enlarged and get off me about mine.

Next farking spyware. Get your piece of shiat software off of my system. If I wanted someone or something to follow me I would get a dog or one of those boob jobs mentioned above. I wished I could find out who came up with this idea. If I did I would grab a few buddies and we would camp out on that person's lawn. Then party it up and follow the person around when they leave. Why not? That is what they are doing to me over the internet? And the makers of blazefind fark off you cacksuckers. Assholes crashed my system for 2 days. Not only was it bad to have to fix the damn thing, but then to hear about it from a nagging wife. I spit on you farktards. Peteewy.

Life Sux Today

Now I'm not normally down, but this week has totally sucked azz. I duuno why either. Well I do know why, but I'm not sure what to do about it. Ah the humanity. I need a vacation from life. Anyone want to go with? Should life really suck this bad? I mean I'm a pretty good person. I believe I'm fun to be around, handle my responsibilities, work well with others, and am pretty laid back. But why is it that others have toF things up? Well today I'm going to say fuck it. I will play ball tonight and then proceed to drink beer or jack and coke. I guess if life sucks ass it can't get worse with drinks. Right?